Poor Cat

i came across this on someone else's blog.. Bloody funny seh.. haha!!!!! So do it my style now.. Btw.. its based on true story..

checkpoint police= cp,.. apek = ap

This cp does his routine radom checks on ppl at the tuas checkpoint. He came across this apek on his scooter.. He asked the apek to open his box and he willingly do it. Inside the box, there was another box. The box was put inside a plastic bag n was tied really tight. Gosh.. what da hell is in there.. Might be trouble..

cp: Wats inside?
apek: Small cat.
cp: Huh? Small cat?
apek: Ya.. Small cat.
CP already suspicious of this apek. How can you put a cat inside a box really tightl in a plastic bag in your scooter? Did the cat survive?

apek: (still giving a smile) Small cat.
CP: U serious ar apek, small cat?
apek: Ya, only small cat. Got one only.
cp: Huh? open the box now.. I want to see!
So the apek had a very hard time untying the plastic knot cos it was really tight. Finally, the apek managed to untie the knot n open the box.

Guess wats in it..?

cp: Uncle!! This is not a small cat!! Its small CAKE lah uncle..! U make me suspense seh!
apek: ooh.. small cake ar? not CAT?(apek laughs)
cp: (stoned) Yalah.. C.A.K.E.. not C.A.T..

Haiz.. Muahahaha!!